Captions for all the food lovers out there!
I think I was immediately fed, so food became a very important part of my life.
Ice cream is my comfort food.
As long as theres pasta and Chinese food in the world, Im okay.
Im at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, Ive just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
I dont eat fast food, but I cant live without pizza.
People will travel anywhere for good food its crazy.
If I can, I love staying in pajamas all day and watching movies and eating good food.
I was always a junk food person, still am.
I love pizza. I want to marry it, but it would just be to eat her family at the wedding.
If someone else is paying for it, food just tastes a lot better.
Eating good food is my favourite thing in the whole world. Nothing is more blissful.
If you combine good flavors, food turns into an orchestra.
Food is really and truly the most effective medicine.
You know, food is such? its a hug for people.
The closest Ive been to a diet this year is erasing food searches from my browser history.
My friends tell me that cooking is easy, but its not easier than not cooking.
Dont be eye candy, be soul food
Im Only Here For The Free Food.
Im not a doctor but I know adding cheese to anything makes it an antidepressant.
Remember: You can eat your way out of almost any problem.
My annual performance review says I lack passion & intensity, guess management hasnt seen me alone with a Big Mac.
Turning vegan is a big missed steak.
I am on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it.
One day youre the best thing since sliced bread. The next, youre toast.
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesnt hurt.
You are what what you eat eats.
Food is your bodys fuel. Without fuel, your body wants to shut down.
So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being
If food were free, why work?
Theres nothing more romantic than Italian food.
I get way too much happiness from good food.
Food is for eating, and good food is to be enjoyed
I think food is, actually, very beautiful in itself.
Im just someone who likes cooking and for whom sharing food is a form of expression.
I think about food literally all day every day. Its a thing.
What came first, the chicken, the egg or the Instagram?
Om-a-lette you finish, but this is the best omelette of all time
An egg-stra special start to the day
Sometimes we just need an excuse to eat cake first thing in the morning.
Because we all need to pretend to be healthy sometimes.
Going bananas for this
These bad boys are always in season.
A pictures worth a thousand calories
Out of con(e)trol
One of the greatest gifts from the French.
Not having a crepey day
The reason our loves Nutella and Peanut Butter exist.
Nuttellin me this is real?
3 am or 3 pm
pizza’s good any time of day.
You wanna pizza this
Stole a pizza my heart
There’s no we in fries
It’s coffee oclock
I like hashtags because they look like waffles
Tell me what you eat, and I will tell you who you are.
When I eat with my friends, it is a moment of real pleasure, when I really enjoy my life.
Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults.
Not eating meat is a decision, eating meat is an instinct.
I could talk food all day. I love good food.
Only the pure in heart can make a good soup.
Anything is good if it’s made of chocolate.
I love to take something ordinary and make it really special. Ina Garten
If your mother cooks Italian food, why should you go to a restaurant?
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.
One should eat to live, not live to eat.
The most dangerous food is wedding cake.
It’s easy to impress me. I don’t need a fancy party to be happy. Just good friends, good food, and good laughs. I’m happy. I’m satisfied. I’m content.
Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments.
Good food is healthy food. Food is supposed to sustain you so you can live better, not so you can eat more. Some people eat to live, and some people live to eat.
Patience is the secret to good food.
WTF ( Where’s the Food )
For those mornings when you need nothing more than bagel stuffed with eggs, bacon and oozing cheese.
This bagel is bacon me crazy
#yolkporn is a thing.
Smells sexy, Looks sexier
The way you make an omelette reveals your character
Life is too short for self-hatred and celery sticks.
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.
My weaknesses have always been food and men in that order.
The meal is not over when Im full. The meal is over when I hate myself
If were not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldnt settle for junk food. -Sally Edwards
Sex is good, but not as good as fresh, sweet corn. -Garrison Keillor
There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
If you can’t feed a hundred people, then feed just one.
You don’t need a silver fork to eat good food.
Let’s face it, a nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me.
Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul.
There’s no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap.
Food is our common ground, a universal experience.
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.
When a man’s stomach is full it makes no difference whether he is rich or poor.
The only think I like better than talking about Food is eating.
I think steak is the ultimate comfort food, and if you’re going out for one, that isn’t the time to scrimp on calories or quality.
People who love to eat are always the best people.
Food is love.
From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, its a passion.
One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating.
We all eat, and it would be a sad waste of opportunity to eat badly.
One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well.
You do not want to see us when were hungry.
Ive long believed that good food, good eating, is all about risk. Whether were talking about unpasteurized Stilton, raw oysters or working for organized crime associates, food, for me, has always been an adventure
Cooking is like love. It should be entered into with abandon or not at all
Love is an ice cream sundae, with all the marvellous coverings. Sex is the cherry on top.
Great food is like great sex. The more you have the more you want.
Everything you see I owe to spaghetti.
Cheese milks leap towards immortality.
A party without cake is just a meeting.
Waffles are like pancakes with syrup traps
You know how I feel about tacos. Its the only food shaped like a smile. A beef smile
What I say is that, if a fellow really likes potatoes, he must be a pretty decent sort of fellow
After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even ones own relatives.
Everyone is more amicable when properly fed.
A good cook is like a sorceress who dispenses happiness.