The Best of Movie Quotes, Captions & Sayings.
Harry Potter: Fight back, you cowards, fight back!
Mrs. Cole: The entire time Tom’s been here he’s never had a visitor.
Horace Slughorn: What you see here before you is a curious little potion. It does cause infatuation or obsession.
Albus Dumbledore: What you are looking at are memories. This is perhaps the most important memory I’ve collected. It is also a lie.
Horace Slughorn: Now get out of here at once!
Tom Riddle – Age 11: Are you here to adopt me?
Albus Dumbledore: Without this, it leaves the fate of our world to chance.
Albus Dumbledore: This memory is everything.
Horace Slughorn: These are mad times we live in! Mad!
Draco Malfoy: You go ahead. I want to check something.
Ron Weasley: You die.
Albus Dumbledore: Did I know that I just met the most dangerous dark wizard of all time? No.
Remus Lupin: You’re blinded by hatred.
Severus Snape: Has it ever crossed your brilliant mind that I don’t want to do this anymore?
Albus Dumbledore: Whether it has or it hasn’t is irrelevant; you gave me your word.
Horace Slughorn: I come about the stuffing naturally.
Harry Potter: I never noticed how beautiful this place is.
Horace Slughorn: Thank you for the pineapple, you’re quite right, it is my favorite – but how did you know?
Albus Dumbledore: But in the end, their greatest weapon… is you.
Severus Snape: It’s over.
Horace Slughorn: Please don’t think badly of me when you see it. You have no idea what he was like… even back then.
Hermione Granger: You have to realize who you are, Harry.
Bellatrix Lestrange: Cissy, can’t do this! He can’t be trusted!
Ron Weasley: Did you hear her talk about me and her snogging? As if…
Draco Malfoy: That was for my father.
Draco Malfoy: Didn’t mummy ever tell you it was rude to eavesdrop, Potter? Petrificus totalus! Oh yeah. She was dead before you could wipe the drool off your chin.
Ginny Weasley: Take my hand.
Albus Dumbledore: This is beyond anything I have imagined.
Albus Dumbledore: Once again, I must ask too much of you, Harry.
Hermione Granger: Well, I happen to be his… friend.
Lavender Brown: Friend? Don’t make me laugh! You haven’t spoken in weeks. I guess you want to make up with him now that’s he’s suddenly all interesting!
Albus Dumbledore: Well, being me… has its privileges.
Albus Dumbledore: Ah, Harry… you need a shave, my friend.
Narcissa Malfoy: I know I’m not to be here. The Dark Lord himself forbid me to speak of this…
Severus Snape: If the Dark Lord has forbidden it, you are not to speak…
Severus Snape: Put it down, Bella. We mustn’t touch what isn’t ours.
Severus Snape: As it so happens, I’m aware of your situation.
Severus Snape: Your sister doubts me. Over the years I’ve played my part well, so well I’ve deceived one of the greatest wizards of all time.
Bellatrix Lestrange: You should be honored Cissy, as should Draco.
Narcissa Malfoy: …He’s just a boy.
Bellatrix Lestrange: Swear to it… make the Unbreakable Vow.
Bellatrix Lestrange: And will you, to the best of your ability, protect him from harm?
Dolores Umbridge: I will have order! I really do hate children.
Hermione Granger: Excuse me, I have to go vomit.
Harry Potter: I don’t sleep with it!
Albus Dumbledore: Take my arm.
Hermione Granger: Ah, my parents are dentists.
Horace Slughorn: And is that considered a dangerous profession?
Harry Potter: What happens when you break an Unbreakable Vow?
Luna Lovegood: Exceptionally ordinary.
Harry Potter: …Brilliant.
Ron Weasley: He’ll be here, soon.
Hermione Granger: Will you stop eating? Your best friend is missing!
Ginny Weasley: He’s covered in blood again. Why is it he’s always covered in blood?
Harry Potter: That would be counterproductive, sir!
Severus Snape: You’ve just earned yourself detention for a month, McClaggen.
Horace Slughorn: Yes, I did actually!… What made you think that?
Harry Potter: Oh, well, just the general behavior, sir – the sneaking around, jumping when you saw me… Are those tentacular leaves, sir? They’re very valuable, aren’t they?
Harry Potter: Personally, these plants always kind of freak me out.
Harry Potter: Through the front door sir.
Rubeus Hagrid: I had him from an egg, you know? Tiny little thing he was when he hatched. No bigger than a Pekingese. A Pekingese, mind you!
Horace Slughorn: How sweet! I once had a fish… Francis. He was very dear to me. One afternoon, I came downstairs and… it vanished. Poof.
Rubeus Hagrid: That’s very odd, isn’t it?
Horace Slughorn: Yes, doesn’t it? But that’s life! I suppose, you – you go along with and suddenly… poof.
Professor Filius Flitwick: There you are! We’ve been looking everywhere for you two.
Harry Potter: Sorry, sir, but I really should be getting back to the party. My date…
Severus Snape: Can surely survive another minute without you. Besides, I only wish to convey a message.
Severus Snape: No! He belongs to the Dark Lord!
Lavender Brown: What is she doing here?
Ron Weasley: It was on your bed, the box, I just thought I’d try one.
Ron Weasley: I can’t stop thinking about her, Harry.
Harry Potter: Honestly, you know, I reckon she was starting to annoy you.
Ron Weasley: She could never annoy me. I think I love her.
Harry Potter: Oh… brilliant.
Ron Weasley: Do you think she knows I exist?
Harry Potter: Well, I’d bloody well hope so, she’s been snogging you for three months.
Harry Potter: Who are you talking about?
Harry Potter: What was that for?
Harry Potter: Alright, fine, you’re in love with her! Have you ever actually met her?
Ron Weasley: No… Can you introduce me?
Harry Potter: Yes. What does it mean?
Ron Weasley: Well, you can’t break an Unbreakable Vow!
Harry Potter: I worked that much out for myself, funny enough.
Draco Malfoy: Nice face, Potter!
Luna Lovegood: Would you like me to fix it for you? Personally, I think you look a little more devil-may-care this way, but it’s up to you.
Harry Potter: Um… have you ever fixed a nose before?
Luna Lovegood: No. But I’ve done several toes, and how different are they, really?
Harry Potter: …Okay, yeah, sure, give it a go.
Harry Potter: Well? How do I look?
Hermione Granger: Hey! She’s only interested in you because she thinks you’re the Chosen One.
Harry Potter: But I am the Chosen One.
Harry Potter: Sorry… kidding!
Harry Potter: She’s smart… funny… attractive…
Harry Potter: Well you know… she has nice… skin.
Ron Weasley: So you think he is going out with her because she has nice skin?
Ron Weasley: Hermione’s got nice skin. You know, as far as skin goes.
Harry Potter: I-I’ve never thought about it before. But now that you mention it, yeah. Very nice.
Harry Potter: I think I’ll be going to bed now.
Ginny Weasley: That can stay hidden up here too, if you like.
Ron Weasley: So, did you and Ginny do it?
Hermione Granger: How does it feel, Harry? When you see Dean with Ginny?
Hermione Granger: I know. I’ve seen the way you look at her. You’re my best friend.
Harry Potter: It feels like this.
Harry Potter: Okay, so this morning I’m going to be putting you all though a few drills, just to set things straight.
Hermione Granger: How do you feel?
Harry Potter: Excellent… really excellent!
Harry Potter: Trust me! I know what I’m doing, or Felix does.
Ron Weasley: It’s beautiful, isn’t it? The moon.
Harry Potter: Divine. Had ourselves a little late night snack, did we?
Hannah Montana: She likes you, you like her, why do you have to make it so complicated?
Hannah Montana: Don’t you know better than to yell at someone who’s asleep on top of a chicken coop?
Jackson Stewart: Ha ha suckers! I’m off to Tennessee Universe…
Robby Ray Stewart: You aren’t up to your matchmaking again are you?
Robby Ray Stewart: What? Thats the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard in my life.
Travis Brody: Explain what? How you were makin fun of me? Laughin at me? Lyin to me this whole time. I was honest with you. I told you how I felt.
Lilly Truscott: Ooh. I want a cowboy.
Lilly Truscott: You will never ever make it up to me
Hannah Montana: In my defense, I totally saw those shoes first.
Hannah Montana: Yes! Ive always wanted one of those!
Hannah Montana: Um i guess i could give her a call
Robby Ray Stewart: I Think we’re done.
Professor Minerva McGonagall: Why is it, when something happens, it is always you three?
Ron Weasley: Believe me, Professor. I’ve been asking myself the same question for six years.
Professor Minerva McGonagall: Potter, take Weasley with you. He looks far too happy over there.
Lavender Brown: Ah! See? He senses my presence.
Lavender Brown: Don’t worry, Won-Won! I’m here. I’m here.
Albus Dumbledore: Oh, to be young and to feel love’s keen sting.
Rubeus Hagrid: Seriously misunderstood creatures, spiders are. It’s the eyes, I reckon, they unnerve some folk.
Harry Potter: Not to mention the pincers…
Stu Price: You found the car?
Officer Franklin: Yeah! It was parked in the middle of Las Vegas Blvd. with a note that said “Couldn’t find a meter, so here’s $4.”
Officer Garden: Think you gon’ get away with it? Not up in here!
Stu Price: I’ll tell you another thing – 6 to 1 odds our car is beat to shit.
Stu Price: By the way, we’re all gonna die.
Mike Tyson: This is my favorite part coming up right now.
Doug Billings: At least our trip wasn’t a total loss.
Stu Price: We can even write you a check right now.
Mr. Chow: Oh yeah? Why dont you suck on these little Chinese nuts?
Mr. Chow: I want my purse back, assholes.
Alan Garner: He seemed like a real straight shooter.
Stu Price: They are mature, you just have to get to know them better…
Travis Brody: Life’s a climb… but the view is great.
Hannah Montana: Well, I know you know who I am.
Hannah Montana: The last time I was on this stage i was 6, I was… Miley. And I still am.
Robby Ray Stewart: She is so in trouble.
Hannah Montana: can’t go far but you can always dream.
Hannah Montana: Wish you may and wish you might,
Hannah Montana: Maybe i should of remembered Grandma’s birthday.
Travis Brody: This is usually about the time someone would say thank you.
Alan Garner: He’s getting very close to my shaft.
Officer Franklin: I see guys like you in here every fuckin’ day.
Stu Price: I’m getting a soda. You guys want anything?
Mike Tyson: Aw, man! Who does shit like that, man?
Phil Wenneck: Someone who has a lotta issues, obviously. I’m a sick man.
Alan Garner: Hey, there’s skittles in there!
Stu Price: I lost a tooth! I married a whore!
Mr. Chow: It’s funny because he’s fat!
Phil Wenneck: He’ll be fine. I cracked a window.
Alan Garner: Hey what’s that on your arm?
Mike Tyson: Like you said – we all do dumb shit when we’re fucked up.
Sid Garner: Don’t let Alan drive, because there’s something wrong with him.
Stu Price: So, uh, are you sure you’re qualified to be taking care of that baby?
Alan Garner: What are you talking about? I’ve found a baby before.
Stu Price: I look like a nerdy hillbilly!
Stu Price: We don’t want to call attention to ourselves!
Black Doug: C’mon, man. I’ll be your Doug.
Phil Wenneck: Don’t you think it’s strange that you’ve been in a relationship for three years and you still have to lie about going to Vegas?
Stu Price: Yeah, I do. But trust me, it’s not worth the fight.
Phil Wenneck: Who was that guy? He was so mean!
Alan Garner: That’s highly unlikely.
Sid Garner: Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit’ll come back with you.
Alan Garner: And we’re the three best friends that anyone could have!
Stu Price: Why don’t we remember a God damn thing from last night?
Phil Wenneck: Obviously because we had a great fucking time.
Stu Price: We’re going to be okay. Everything’s going to be ok, alright?
Stu Price: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?
Eddie Palermo: Listen to me, I’m gonna’ tell you something. I know some sick people in my life, this guy is the craziest, wildest bastard I ever met in my life!
Phil Wenneck: Would you shut up and drive, before any of these nerds asks me another question.
Stu Price: This does not seem fair.
Phil Wenneck: What the hell is that?
Phil Wenneck: If it’s what I think it is, it’s a big fucking mistake!
Alan Garner: Tigers *love* pepper. They hate cinnamon.
Stu Price: Don’t let the beard fool you. He’s a child!
Alan Garner: Hey, you guys ready to let the dogs out?
Alan Garner: Drivin’ drunk. Classic!
Stu Price: You know, everyone says Mike Tyson is such a badass, but I think he’s kind of a sweetheart.
Alan Garner: I think he’s mean.
Alan Garner: Whoa, watch it, pervert!
Doug Billings: It’s ok, Alan. He’s just doing your inseam.
Phil Wenneck: I should have been a fucking cop.
Doug Billings: Either way, you gotta be super smart to count cards, buddy, okay?
Black Doug: It’s funny, ’cause just the other day, me and my boy, we was wonderin’ why they even call ’em roofies. Y’know what I’m talkin’ ’bout?
Stu Price: No. Don’t know what you’re talkin’ ’bout.
Phil Wenneck: You’re not really wearing that are you?
Alan Garner: Don’t touch it. Don’t even look at it. Go on, get out. You heard me. Don’t look at me, either.
Alan Garner: Yeah. You better walk on…
Phil Wenneck: He’s actually kind of funny.
Phil Wenneck: Whose fucking baby is that?
Alan Garner: How’s my hair?
Alan Garner: I want you to know, Doug, I’m a steel trap. Whatever happens tonight, I will never, ever, ever speak a word of it.
Alan Garner: Seriously, I don’t care what happens. I don’t care if we kill someone.
Alan Garner: You heard me. It’s Sin City. I won’t tell a soul.
Stu Price: You are a fucking moron!
Alan Garner: Your language is offensive.
Alan Garner: I think the cop car part’s pretty cool.
Doug Billings: We look at these pictures together, OK? One time. And then we delete the evidence.
Phil Wenneck: Are you nuts? I want to find out how I went to the hospital. Is that in there?
Alan Garner: Do you know if the hotel is pager friendly?
Phil Wenneck: Jesus, he’s like a gremlin. Comes with instructions and shit.
Stu Price: well then we’re shit out of luck.
Alan Garner: Hello. How ’bout that ride in? I guess that’s why they call it Sin City.
Melissa: I just wish your friends were as mature as you.
Stu Price: They are mature, actually. You just have to get to know them better.
Phil Wenneck: Would you please put some pants on? I feel weird having to ask you twice.
Alan Garner: It was a real pleasure meeting you.
Alan Garner: It says here we should work in teams. Who wants to be my spotter?
Dr. Valsh: I do, it’s at the corner of get a map and fuck off. I’m a doctor, not a tour guide.
Phil Wenneck: Hey, this is Phil. Leave me a message, or don’t, but do me a favor: don’t text me, it’s gay.
Mr. Chow: You gonna fuck on me?
Stu Price: We uh, stole it from these dumbass cops.
Stu Price: You’re… such a bad person! Like, all the way through to your core!
Phil Wenneck: Yeah, listen, uh… we fucked up.
Phil Wenneck: To a night the four of us will never forget!
Officer Franklin: You, pretty boy.
Phil Wenneck: You don’t really want to do this.
Officer Franklin: You can do this. Just focus.
Phil Wenneck: Don’t listen to this maniac. Let’s think this thing through.
Officer Franklin: Right in the nuts! That was beautiful! Well done! Giver her a hand, everybody. Good job! Well done! Good job! That was great!
Officer Franklin: *In the face! In the face!*
Adrian Helmsley: I thought we had more time.
Carl Anheuser: Where the hell is President Wilson!
Sally – President’s Secretary: He’s praying, sir, and under these circumstances that’s not such a bad idea.
Adrian Helmsley: What does Caltech have to say?
Professor West: The whole city of Pasadena was wiped out just a few minutes ago.
Ark Communications Officer: The capital’s been hit by a 9.4.
Adrian Helmsley: Where’s it centered?
Laura Wilson: How were all these people chosen?
Carl Anheuser: What, life isn’t fair? Is that it? You want to donate your passes to a couple Chinese workers, you be my guest.
Charlie Frost: This is wild, this is really wild.
Charlie Frost: Always remember, folks. You heard it first from Charlie.
Dr. Satnam Tsurutani: Don’t worry, Ajit. We are going on a big ship.
Gordon Silberman: Honey, women pay me thousands of dollars to handle their boobs, and you get it for free.
Sally – President’s Secretary: Sorry, sir. She insisted.
Jackson Curtis: I was listening to the broadcast and I was wondering what is exactly that’s gonna start in Hollywood?
Charlie Frost: Hey. Hey, guess what? They’re selling seats.
Jackson Curtis: I’m a dead man. I’m a dead man.
President Thomas Wilson: Today we are one family.
Mr. Chow: So long, gay boys!
Alan Garner: I’m not supposed to be within two hundred feet of a school… or a Chuck E. Cheese.
Jackson Curtis: You got a billion euros?
Kate Curtis: Do you think people change?
Jackson Curtis: By “people,” do you mean me?
Kate Curtis: Yes. Do you think you’ve changed since we separated?
Jackson Curtis: I certainly eat a lot more cereal now.
Laura Wilson: I find that very hard to believe.
Adrian Helmsley: No, it’s true. My high school career was 2,000 books and zero girlfriends.
Laura Wilson: I didn’t even kiss a boy till I was in college. They were all to scared of my dad.
Adrian Helmsley: Who are you bringing?
Carl Anheuser: Nobody. Who, my ex-wife? Last thing she said to me, she never wanted to see me again. So be it.
Jackson Curtis: Hey, have a safe trip, you little bastards.
Oleg: Now you’re laughing, Curtis, but we have tickets to go on on a big ship. We will live and you will die.
Jackson Curtis: No matter what happens, we’ll all stay together.
Charlie Frost: I have goosebumps, people.
Harry Helmsley: I barely see my boy, but at least we talk.
Harry Helmsley: Life, and how short it is.
Harry Helmsley: About time somebody cleaned up that mess.
Gordon Silberman: What he said about you and Sasha, is it true?
Tamara: Cheap bastard.
Professor West: The Mayans saw this coming thousands of years ago.
Kate Curtis: So, now that you have your map, where are we going?
Lilly Curtis: Mommy, why is Daddy so crazy?
Kate Curtis: Finish your pancakes, Al Capone.
Yuri Karpov: It’s Russian.
Tony Delgatto: I- I’m sorry. Who is this?
Carl Anheuser: Cute girl, huh?
Carl Anheuser: Better move fast, kid. The end is near.
Lilly Curtis: I’m not scared. No more Pull-Ups.
Kate Curtis: I don’t understand. How did you know this was to happen?
Gordon Silberman: What, ships?
Jackson Curtis: Kate, you gotta just trust me on this, okay?
Gordon Silberman: Well, take the freeway! It’ll be half the time!
Laura Wilson: [On phone] Dad, where are you?
Tenzin: Why should I do that?
Gordon Silberman: Honey, why don’t we make a baby?
Kate Curtis: We’re not making a baby in the supermarket!
Jackson Curtis: Going to this place really special place that I know. Actually, it’s a place where your Mom and I used to hang out a lot.
Jackson Curtis: Stop calling me that. It’s creeping me out. What’s wrong with “Dad”?
President Thomas Wilson: Did you ever meet my wife, Dorothy?
Kate Curtis: Does anybody got any money? We could bribe them.
Lama Rinpoche: Be careful with the clutch… it tends to slip.
Jackson Curtis: All right, let’s go!
Yuri Karpov: Shut up, everbody!
Yuri Karpov: Engine… start!
Jackson Curtis: Bullshit. Nobody could keep that big a secret, Charlie. Somebody would blow the whistle.
Charlie Frost: And every once in a while, some poor little sucker tries. Well, like these guys, boom, boom!
Charlie Frost: Every one of these guys, dead, dead, dead.
Charlie Frost: Well, that must have been before this “accident.”
Jackson Curtis: A map for what Charlie? What’s the map for?
Charlie Frost: They’re building spaceships, man.
Kate Curtis: [on the “ark”] Where have you been all my life?
Adrian Helmsley: The entire African continent has risen.
Adrian Helmsley: Sir, you don’t have the authority.
Adrian Helmsley: What the hell are you talking about?
Carl Anheuser: Anybody who tried to talk was not just an enemy of the state, they’re an enemy of humanity.
Carl Anheuser: Kind of galling when you realize that nutbags with cardboard signs had it right the whole time.
President Thomas Wilson: Do you know how many times I’ve heard those words in this office? Zero.
Jackson Curtis: Get in the fucking car!
President Thomas Wilson: I’m coming home, Dorothy.
Mike O’ Donnell: You have an undescended testicle.
Mike O’ Donnell: If this were Afganistan, you would be pulled backwards through the streets by mountain goats with your hands cut off… just saying.
Ned Freedman: Soooo, what did we learn in school today?
Mike O’ Donnell: That I’m a bad dad.
Mike O’Donnell: The divorce isn’t final for another two weeks, so you have no right.
Mike O’Donnell: I don’t think it was a whole two days…
Mrs. Dell: Okay, today we will be continuing our discussion with human sexuality and us we discussed the official school policy “abstinence”.
Scarlett O’Donnell: Wait, I need to smell him…
Ned Freedman: I got you a little present. Don’t worry about the cost.
Maggie O’Donnell: Why are you dating him? He’s bullying your brother
Maggie O’Donnell: Who are you, my father?
Principal Jane Masterson: You can plunder my dungeon anytime.
Maggie O’Donnell: Oh I get it. You want to play games. Okay, I’ll be the hungry lioness and you can be the baby gazelle!
Ned Freedman: We have to go shopping, your shirt is bedazzled.
Mike O’ Donnell: Why are you burping?
Mike O’ Donnell: Oh sweet baby Jesus!
Adrian Helmsley: The moment we stop fighting for each other, that’s the moment we lose our humanity.
Lama Rinpoche: Do not believe in something simply because you have heard it, Nima.
Nima: It is full, great Rinpoche.
Lama Rinpoche: Like this cup, you are full of opinions and speculations. To see the light of wisdom… you first must empty your cup.
Tom: I love how she makes me feel, like anything’s possible, or like life is worth it.
Tom: You know what sucks? Realizing that everything you believe in is complete and utter bullshit!
Where’s the fun in fucking if the fucker can’t slam the fuckee into a wall or two? ? Lauren Hammond
Thats what you dont get, Hadlee. Youre saving me too. Every second I spend with you, you save me a little more. When Im around you, I want to better myself. I want to be a better man. ? Lauren Hammond
Beautiful is seeing a woman smile and the simple sight of it nearly takes your breath away. ? Lauren Hammond
John Shaw: Eight rounds, six bad guys, what are those odds?
John Shaw: It’s Burke, he’s dirty and I’ve got the evidence.
Stan: Give me my ball back bitch.
Mike O’ Donnell: Come on, man! Don’t you ever wanna go back and do high school again?
Mike O’ Donnell: Listen, girls. If you don’t respect yourself, how do you expect others to respect you?
Ned Gold: I can’t act normal.
Ned Freedman: It’s a classic transformation story. Are you now or have you ever been a Norse God, Vampire, or Time Traveling Cyborg?
Ned Freedman: Vampire wouldn’t tell, Cyborg wouldn’t know.
Mike O’Donnell: Look, try to see things from my point of view. I’m extremely disappointed with my life!
Scarlett O’Donnell: Well, you don’t have to do me any favors then. We’re not gonna hold each other back anymore. okay?
Ned Gold: What are you wearing?
Ned Freedman: You look like a douche.
Mike O’ Donnell: See you later N*eye*omi!
Maggie O’Donnell: You’re different then the other guys!
Mike O’ Donnell: …I’m not gay!
Rachel Hansen: Just because she likes the same bizzaro crap you do doesn’t mean she’s your soul mate
Vance: I’ve been happily married for 30 years. She’s the light that guides me home. Yes, it is from one of our cards. No, someone else wrote it. Doesn’t make it less true
Tom: No! Don’t pull that with me! This is not how you treat your friend! Kissing in the copy room? Holding hands in IKEA? Shower sex? Come on! Friends my balls!
Vance: Misery. Sadness. Loss of Faith. No reason to Live… This is perfect for you.
Tom: Do you ever do this, you think back on all the times you’ve had with someone and you just replay it in your head over and over again and you look for those first signs of trouble?
Tom: Look, we don’t have to put a label on it. That’s fine. I get it. But, you know, I just… I need some consistency.
Paul: Robin is better than the girl of my dreams. She’s real.
Rachel Hansen: Look, I know you think she was the one, but I don’t. Now, I think you’re just remembering the good stuff. Next time you look back, I, uh, I really think you should look again.
Tom: Author’s Note: The following is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental. Especially you Jenny Beckman. Bitch.
Tom: People don’t realize this, but loneliness is underrated.
Rachel Hansen: just cause some girl likes the same bizarre crap like you do doesn’t make her your soulmate
Summer Finn: Save the serious time for tomorrow.
Tom: i liked this girl i loved her,what she do she took a giant shit on my face, literally.
Tom: There’s a lot of different stuff you could do..?
Tom: What happens if you fall in love?
McKenzie: You should turn her into a book.
McKenzie: Arthur Miller said, if you want to understand a woman, you have to turn her into a piece of literature.
Vance: Roses are red, violets are blue… Fuck you, whore!
Tom: We don’t have to put a label on it, I just need to know you’re not going to wake up in the morning and feel differently.
Tom: Darling, I don’t know how to tell you this, but there’s a chinese family in our bathroom.